Archive for the 'Funny' Category

The alarm clock that runs and hides so you’ll never oversleep again

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

The alarm clock that runs and hides so you’ll never oversleep again: “‘After the first few beeps I always hear a nice loud thump as it hits the ground running,’ wrote Paciga in an e-mail message.

The escaping alarm clock is here.

Clocky, as it’s called, hit the market Feb. 13, and is the result of inventor Gauri Nanda’s own battle with her circadian clock. The 27-year-old created the runaway alarm clock while she was a graduate student at MIT.

‘As a designer, it was obvious that the alarm clock needed to be improved, both in functionality and in personality,’ Nanda said. She was studying at the MIT Media Lab, which focuses on the intersection of technology and design, when she invented the clock. Her other inventions include pneumatic clothing with a detachable part that, when placed on the floor, senses that it is no longer clothing and inflates to become seating. ‘My focus was wearable technology,’ she said.

Her prototype Clocky was covered in brown shag carpeting and had big rubber wheels at either end of its body. When Nanda hit snooze, the clock would rev up, leap off the nightstand, land on the floor and roll around, its random wheel function moving the clock around until it found a suitable place to wedge itself — under a couch, for instance, or under the bed. There, the clock would crouch, waiting for snooze time to be up. Then it would ring again. The invention generated enormous media coverage.

‘A lot of customers have been anxiously waiting for the launch because they heard about Clocky over a year ago when he was only a prototype and I was still a student,’ Nanda said by e-mail.

The interest in the clock led her to start her own company, Nanda Home, www.nandahome.com, after graduating from MIT. Nanda and her few part-time employees have sold just under 3,000 Clockies so far, primarily by word-of-mouth. The current Clocky comes in white, aqua and mint, but Nanda is planning a shaggy version, too — in homage to the original prototype. Users have taken to posting YouTube videos of their Clockies waking up and running away, as if the alarm clock were a new, cute pet.

‘A lot of people who purchase Clocky are parents who want one for their child,’ she said. The target demographic for the $49 clock is the 18 to 30 crowd.”

(Read Original Article - Via The Detroit News..)

Get Me The Geeks!

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Get Me The Geeks!: “The increasingly complicated electronics our society relies on have given rise to the geeks - the essential technicians who set up our gadgets, including TVs, computers and hand-held devices. Steve Kroft reports.

(Via 60 Minutes: CBSNews.com.)


France opens secret UFO files covering 50 years - Yahoo! News

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

France opens secret UFO files covering 50 years - Yahoo! News: “PARIS (AFP) - France became the first country to open its files on UFOs Thursday when the national space agency unveiled a website documenting more than 1,600 sightings spanning five decades.

The online archives, which will be updated as new cases are reported, catalogues in minute detail cases ranging from the easily dismissed to a handful that continue to perplex even hard-nosed scientists.

‘It is a world first,’ said Jacques Patenet, the aeronautical engineer who heads the office for the study of ‘non-identified aerospatial phenomena.’

Known as OVNIs in French, UFOs have always generated intense interest along with countless conspiracy theories about secretive government cover-ups of findings deemed too sensitive or alarming for public consumption.

‘Cases such as the lady who reported seeing an object that looked like a flying roll of toilet paper’ are clearly not worth investigating, said Patenet.

But many others involving multiple sightings — in at least one case involving thousands of people across France — and evidence such as burn marks and radar trackings showing flight patterns or accelerations that defy the laws of physics are taken very seriously.”

[…] Other countries collect data more or less systematically about unidentified flying objects, notably in Britain and in the United States, where information can be requested on a case-by-case basis under the Freedom of Information Act. “But we decided to do it the other way around and made everything available to the public,” Patenet said. The aim was to make it easier for scientists and other UFO buffs to access the data for research. The website itself — which crashed host servers hours after it was unveiled due to heavy traffic — is extremely well organized and complete, even including scanned copies of police reports. To visit the website: www.cnes-geipan.fr.

Slobs Found To Be More Productive Than Neatniks

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Slobs Found To Be More Productive Than Neatniks: “writertype writes ‘Are you a slob? Do you pile papers on top of folders on top of game boxes? Here’s the thing that those anal neat people can’t even conceive of: you’re more productive than they are. That’s the conclusion of ‘A Perfect Mess: The Hidden Benefits of Disorder,’ by Eric Abrahamson and David Freedman, a new book that argues neatness is overrated, costs money, wastes time and quashes creativity.’

(Via Slashdot.)


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! - In many languages

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! - Wiktionary

Translations

* Afrikaans: Geseënde Kersfees en ‘n voorspoedige Nuwejaar
* Arabic: عيد ميلاد سعيد (Eid Milad Saeed)
* Armenian:  (Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand)
* Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
* Basque: Eguberri on
* Belarusian: Сзцзаслівыцг Каліадау (Szczaslivych Kaliadau)
* Bosnian: Sretni praznici, Srećni praznici
* Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
* Bulgarian: Честита Коледа (Chestita Koleda), Честито Рождество Христово (Chestito Rozhdestvo Hristovo)
* Catalan: Bon Nadal i Feliç Any Nou
* Chinese: 聖誕快樂, 圣诞快乐

Mandarin: (shèng dàn kuài lè)
Cantonese: (Sing Daan Fai Lok)

* Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
* Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
* Croatian: Sretni praznici
* Czech: Veselé Vánoce a šťastný nový rok
* Danish: Glaedelig Jul
* Dutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar
* Esperanto: Gajan Kristnaskon
* Estonian: Rõõmsaid Jõulupühi
* Finnish: Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta
* French: Joyeux Noël et bonne année
* Frisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier
* German: Frohe Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr
* Georgian:  (gilosavt khrist shobas)
* Greek: Καλά Χριστούγεννα (Kalá Christoúyenna)
* Hawaiian: Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hauoli Makahiki ho
* Hebrew: חג מולד שמח (khag molad same’akh)
* Hindi: शुब णय बरस (Shub Naya Baras)
* Hungarian: Kellemes Karácsonyi ünnepeket
* Icelandic: Gledileg Jol
* Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal
* Irish: Nodlaig mhaith chugnat
* Italian: Buon Natale e felice Anno Nuovo
* Japanese: クリスマスオメデト (kurisumasu omedeto), シンネンオメデト (shinnen omedeto)
* Korean: 숭탄축하 (sungtanchukha)

* Latvian: Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus un laimīgu Jauno gadu
* Lithuanian: Linksmų Kalėdų
* Luxembourgish: Schei Chreschtdeeg an e gudde Rutsch an d’neit Joer
* Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
* Maori: Meri Kirihimete
* Malay: Selamat Hari Krismas
* Marathi:  (Shub Naya Varsh)
* Norwegian: God Jul Og Godt Nytt Aar
* Persian: (Noel mobarak baad), (Noel Mobarak)
* Polish: Wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia i szczęśliwego Nowego Roku
* Portuguese:

Europe: Boas Festas
Brazil: Bom Natal e Feliz Ano Novo

* Romanian: Craciun Fericit
* Russian: С Рождеством Христовым и с Новым годом (S Rozhdestvóm Khristóvym i s Nóvym gódom)
* Samoan: Maunia Le Kilisimasi ma Le Tausaga Fou
* Scots: Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur
* Serbian:

Cyrillic: Срећни празници
Roman: Srećni praznici

* Slovak: Vesele Vianoce
* Sinhala: (Subha nath thalak Vewa) (Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa)
* Slovak: (Vesele Vianoce a stastlivy Novy Rok)
* Slovene: (Vesele Bozicne Screcno Novo Leto)
* Spanish: Feliz Navidad y próspero Año Nuevo
* Swedish: God Jul och Gott Nytt År
* Tagalog: (Maligayamg Pasko) (Masaganang Bagong Taon)
* Tamil: (Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal)
* Thai: สวัสดีปีใหม่ (sàwàtdee peemài)
* Turkish: Noeliniz ve yeni yılınız kutlu olsun
* Ukrainian: Щасливого Різдва Христового (Schaslyvoho Rizdva Khrystovoho)
* Urdu: نايا سال مبارک هو (naya saal mubarak ho)
* Vietnamese: Chúc Mừng Giáng Sinh
* Welsh: Nadolig llawen a blwyddyn newydd dda
* Yoruba: E ku odun keresimesi
 Retrieved from “http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Merry_Christmas_and_a_Happy_New_Year%21″

Free Hugs - Have one on me.

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

YouTube - Inspiring Story! Free Hugs Campaign (music by sick puppies)

Sometimes, a hug is all what we need. Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whos sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives.

In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal.

Link found on scripting.com


Paris Hilton gossip & news

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

I just started up an automatted blog to gather news and gossip about socialite Paris Hilton. The girl who is famous for being famous. It is at http://News-Paris-Hilton.com/


Colbert Does the White House Correspondents’ dinner

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Crooks and Liars

Stephen Colbert spoke tonight at the dinner and
lampooned pretty much everything he could think of and Helen Thomas. I
used the second half of his performance because it included the
Generals, Scalia, the Faux press briefing and as E&P reported:
“As he walked from the podium the president and
First Lady gave Colbert quick nods, unsmiling, and left. E&P’s Joe
Strupp, in the crowd, observed that quite a few felt the material was,
perhaps, uncomfortably biting.”

Video-WMP (low res) Video QT (it’s a big file)

Editor: You can also find the C-SPAN rebroadcast (at least for now) of the whole thing at:

rtsp://video.c-span.org/60days/wh042906_dinner.rm